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Thursday, March 11, 2004

Here's something Joey sent me:

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

• I do physical labor.
• I work at great depths.
• I plunge head first into everything I do.
• I do not get weekends off or public holidays.
• I work in a damp environment.
• I don't get paid overtime.
• I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
• I work in high temperatures.
• My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

Dear Penis,

After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

• You do not work 8 hours straight.
• You fall asleep on the job after brief periods of time.
• You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
• You do not stay in your allocated position, and often visit other
areas.
• You do not take initiative, you need to be pressured and stimulated in
order to start working.
• You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
• You do not always observe necessary safety regulations, such has
wearing the correct protective clothing.
• You'll retire before reaching 65.
• You're unable to work double shifts.
• You sometimes leave your allocated position before you have completed the day's work.
• And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and leaving the workplace carrying 2 suspicious looking bags.

Isn't this the cutest? Hehe, this got me thinking. Of my baby of course, not anyone else. *grins*

Number Of Days Till Visiting Day: 3

Counting the minutues and the seconds till I get to see you again baby...

5:30:00 AM

Yours Truly
Ingrid
25 years old
Kievan's Mommy
Still Pink Lovin'

deep inside me. a silent whisper in my mind.

sweet surrender to your love divine. peace enfolding.

in the stillness i empty my soul. and your healing presence flows.

as i breathe the air of heaven. drawing in your fragrance when i breathe.

i feel your fullness come alive inside of me. you're the breath that i breathe.

it's taking hold. like a second nature when i savour. savour you. as i breathe.